At the risk of shirking the critic’s brief, it seems appropriate after watching Karen Jeynes’s comic sketch, Everybody Else (is F*!king Perfect), to ask what it is that patrons of the theatre expect when they go and see a play? The goals of theatre managements are far clearer. They need bums on seats and will offer work they hope will appeal. They are less concerned with what makes it appeal.
With the vast array of entertainment options available – reading a book, playing computer games, watching DVDs, flipping through endless television channels, what motivates someone to go to a live performance – not a music concert, a magic show, or stand-up comedy – but specifically a play?
A work like Everybody Else is legitimised, because it has some cachet with a certain section of the public. It makes them laugh. The direction is controlled, all the performances are enjoyable, and the scenario delicious. Jeynes’s script is naturalistic, though it suffers from clichés, and exchanges frequently sound like dialogue for our benefit, rather than credible conversations. Not all lines are in keeping with their characters; the author, who has a far greater facility for language than her protagonists do, often emerges through the script.
The case should be made that the notion of theatre conjures up higher expectations than what can be found any night of the week on any number of television channels. Theatre has to do more than make us laugh or reflect reality simply and superficially; it has to challenge us with that laughter; give insights in to ourselves and our fellows; articulate what we struggle to express ourselves. We need to leave the theatre holding something other than a ticket stub. If theatre does not differentiate itself as an experience, unique from all other types of entertainment, and consistently perform that magic which only live theatre can for us, then it ceases to exist as an art form.
Even the most frivolous, dated comedies of Bernard Shaw or Noël Coward to this day challenge our opinions, or at the very least delight in tripping up our expectations of how the plot might be resolved.
Unfortunately, Everybody Else is a bit of fluff that is in one ear and out the other as quickly. New work must be encouraged. Jeynes should keep writing. It is hopelessly premature to label this a play.


